Hello from Texas — I have a soft spot for peptides

Pepe.la.peptide

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Alright, let me start at the beginning. My dad owned a boulangerie in Belgium and never stopped trying to better himself; he also had mild narcolepsy and a fondness for buggery. As for my mother, she was a 15-year-old French prostitute called Chloe, and she had webbed feet.

My father chased women and he drank. He’d say wild things, such as claiming he came up with the question mark. At times he’d say chestnuts were lazy. That kind of vague unease that only the brilliant carry and the mad grieve over.

My upbringing was nothing unusual. Rangoon in the summers, luge lessons. Come spring, we’d build meat helmets.

If I stepped out of line, I got put in a burlap sack and hit with reeds – honestly, pretty ordinary…

I couldn’t resist, but seriously, I’m Jay from Texas. I just turned 40. I’ve stayed physically active and in decent shape, but I’m going through something of a mid-life crisis and can’t afford a corvette, so I decided to just try all the Peptides. I want to make friends, pick up protocol knowledge, contribute the small amount I already know, and generally become a useful part of the community. Background: I wrestled in high school and college, served in the USMC, did 3 combat tours overseas, and now I’m a real estate investor and commercial contractor. Experience: I’ve run 1 full protocol, which was Glow and Glutathione. My mom saw enough of a change in how I looked and felt overall that she started the same protocol. 20 years ago I’d have said my aim was to look like Arnold; these days it’s working strength, mobility, and usable longevity rather than just a long lifespan. I’d also like to get a better grasp of bloodwork.
 
Pepe.la.peptide said:

Alright, let me start at the beginning. My dad owned a boulangerie in Belgium and never stopped trying to better himself; he also had mild narcolepsy and a fondness for buggery. As for my mother, she was a 15-year-old French prostitute called Chloe, and she had webbed feet.

My father chased women and he drank. He’d say wild things, such as claiming he came up with the question mark. At times he’d say chestnuts were lazy. That kind of vague unease that only the brilliant carry and the mad grieve over.

My upbringing was nothing unusual. Rangoon in the summers, luge lessons. Come spring, we’d build meat helmets.

If I stepped out of line, I got put in a burlap sack and hit with reeds – honestly, pretty ordinary…

I couldn’t resist, but seriously, I’m Jay from Texas. I just turned 40. I’ve stayed physically active and in decent shape, but I’m going through something of a mid-life crisis and can’t afford a corvette, so I decided to just try all the Peptides. I want to make friends, pick up protocol knowledge, contribute the small amount I already know, and generally become a useful part of the community. Background: I wrestled in high school and college, served in the USMC, did 3 combat tours overseas, and now I’m a real estate investor and commercial contractor. Experience: I’ve run 1 full protocol, which was Glow and Glutathione. My mom saw enough of a change in how I looked and felt overall that she started the same protocol. 20 years ago I’d have said my aim was to look like Arnold; these days it’s working strength, mobility, and usable longevity rather than just a long lifespan. I’d also like to get a better grasp of bloodwork.
To me, that sounds like a typical Belgian 😜

Glad to have you in this jungle !
 
Having lived in North Texas for a long stretch, I can tell you: those winters? Far too cold. And the summers? Way too humid!
 
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