British tabloid claims reta is 'godzilla juice'

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Daily Mail article about reta

Yeah, yeah — the Daily Mail is garbage, so there's no real scoop here. Its coverage tends to be hostile toward GLP1, and peptides usually get called fat jabs. Still, if sniffy melodrama is your thing, give it a read. Mostly it works as a case study in publicity designed to scare people away from resellers and grey market vendors.
 
Not terrible.

The funny part: they had to reach out to a professor who went through the clinical study articles just to grasp it. Meanwhile, folks on this forum have likely already gone through those same articles.

It'll be amusing when a Chinese lab tests a slightly altered Reta variant and it stops being classified as the same molecule.
 
Grogu said:

Maybe it's only happening on my end, but a pay wall popped up for me.
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I run Firefox along with several extensions that block paywalls and ads. Attached is a PDF version of the article, with the ads and images removed.
 
AllCourtTENNIS said:

Grogu said:

Maybe it's only happening on my end, but a pay wall popped up for me.
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I run Firefox along with several extensions that block paywalls and ads. Attached is a PDF version of the article, with the ads and images removed.
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Thanks! It reads a lot like the rest of these pieces.

Godzilla juice….. that’s pretty funny. What should we call tirz and sema?

Tirz = King Kong Juice

Sema = Jurassic Park T-Rex Juice

Elora = The “Alien” Juice
 
Right from the opening lines, it's obvious the writer is clueless and the editors are a laughingstock. He claims to be on a bumped-up maintenance dose, yet then whines that the scale won't budge. At the very least, somebody ought to glance over that AI slop prior to publishing. Completely pointless.






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5byfive said:

Right from the opening lines, it's obvious the writer is clueless and the editors are a laughingstock. He claims to be on a bumped-up maintenance dose, yet then whines that the scale won't budge. At the very least, somebody ought to glance over that AI slop prior to publishing. Completely pointless.






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Yep, the only way to get a kick out of it is if you're into some wide-eyed panic. Apparently the writer brought in a bunch of criminologists to make sense of the whole reta craze lol.
 
Grogu said:

AllCourtTENNIS said:

Grogu said:

Maybe it's only happening on my end, but a pay wall popped up for me.
Click to expand...

I run Firefox along with several extensions that block paywalls and ads. Attached is a PDF version of the article, with the ads and images removed.
Click to expand...

Thanks! It reads a lot like the rest of these pieces.

Godzilla juice….. that’s pretty funny. What should we call tirz and sema?

Tirz = King Kong Juice

Sema = Jurassic Park T-Rex Juice

Elora = The “Alien” Juice
Click to expand...
Every one of these choices strikes me as something gym bros would find even MORE attractive.
 
AllCourtTENNIS said:

Grogu said:

AllCourtTENNIS said:

Grogu said:

Maybe it's only happening on my end, but a pay wall popped up for me.
Click to expand...

I run Firefox along with several extensions that block paywalls and ads. Attached is a PDF version of the article, with the ads and images removed.
Click to expand...

Thanks! It reads a lot like the rest of these pieces.

Godzilla juice….. that’s pretty funny. What should we call tirz and sema?

Tirz = King Kong Juice

Sema = Jurassic Park T-Rex Juice

Elora = The “Alien” Juice
Click to expand...
Every one of these choices strikes me as something gym bros would find even MORE attractive.
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🤣

What if we tried these on for size for the gym crowd:

  • Sema = My Little Pony Juice
  • Tirz = Hallmark Movie Juice
  • Cagri = NPR Podcast Juice
  • Elora = Library Card Juice
 
The thought of putting a Godzilla picture on my M2 labels is honestly amazing...

I'll definitely get to that this evening.
 
nkresho said:

The thought of putting a Godzilla picture on my M2 labels is honestly amazing...

I'll definitely get to that this evening.
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OMG! From now on every single one of my labels needs a godzilla on it.

Completely off-topic, but there's this co-worker of mine nicknamed Godzilla. Guess I should tell her Reta is now her rival. The only reason she got that name is because she likes wrecking cities and exhaling flames.
 
FTA: "I'm happy to wait until this particular Godzilla of skinny jabs has passed all the necessary checks and can be dispensed legally by a proper pharmacy."

It must be a luxury to sit on that much money and have the system actually function in your favor. When someone's view of the world is that far removed from how things really are, laughing at them is really the only response left.
 
Grogu said:

nkresho said:

The thought of putting a Godzilla picture on my M2 labels is honestly amazing...

I'll definitely get to that this evening.
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OMG! From now on every single one of my labels needs a godzilla on it.

Completely off-topic, but there's this co-worker of mine nicknamed Godzilla. Guess I should tell her Reta is now her rival. The only reason she got that name is because she likes wrecking cities and exhaling flames.
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Guess that means her face is going on your labels 🤣 👍
 
skaylife said:


So it will be her picture on your labels 🤣 👍

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If her face ended up on my vials, those vials would be absolutely vile.

HR would probably come knocking. Actually, that's happened before thanks to her 🤣.
 
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