Adding it up for a 1 year supply

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It's June, which is my tirzepatidaversary, which means I'm buying a year's worth of tirz at my current dose to replace my year's usage (never mind that I didn't show up here til August and didn't have my ten-years-max-dose all set in the freezer til November, we're buying a year in June every year, shut up.)

Adding up the costs of a year on grey. Assume I buy 100 packs when it makes sense to.

T-75 off a group buy: $185 (sixty weeks at 12.5, fifty at 15mg, I'm just gonna call that a year's worth)

Bac water: Assuming I do 25 mg/ml, 30 ml. We'll call that $15, though I went nuts on bac water last fall and ordered a couple of cases, so I will not be repurchasing.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, ten each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $24.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $10.

Luer locks, 10, $3.50

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $5.40 for 30.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $1.80 for ten.

Pen needles, one per week, $4.68 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 20, then 52 per year: $4.32.

New pen: I don't know that I NEED to replace my v1 once a year, but let's say it for kicks, since one of my v1 's DID die recently: $21, which is overpaying.

Total: $274.70 to restock a year's worth. So about $22 a month.
 
Ooh, Ima do others cause its Saturday night, I just got back from watching a world cup game at Ojos Locos with a friend a little younger than my mom (I have no idea why she wanted to watch a game at a titty bar, but I love her and was happy to be whereever she was), so I'm a little drunk and math is fun.

EPITALON, 1mg per day for 20 days, 4x per year.

The price varies so wildly, but lets say its a 20mg kit I got for $145. I actually got that for my mom, the stuff I got was cheaper, but that's how much it would cost if I wanted to replenish a kit today. 4 vials will last a year, so $58.

Bac water: Assuming the bac is $15 a bottle, which I really think is insane, 2 ml per 20 mg x 4, so $4.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, four each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $9.60.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $4.

Luer locks, 4, $1.40

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $2.16 for 12.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $0.72 for four.

Pen needles, one per day for 80 days, $9.70 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 8, then 80 per year: $5.28.

New pen: Again, I don't know that I NEED to replace my v1 once a year, but let's say it for kicks, since one of my v1 's DID die recently: $21, which is overpaying.

Total: $115.86 to restock a year's worth of Epitalon at my current use, so about $9.65 a month; or $28 per active cycle.
 
randompersonrandom said:


Ooh, Ima do others cause its Saturday night, I just got back from watching a world cup game at Ojos Locos with a friend a little younger than my mom (I have no idea why she wanted to watch a game at a titty bar, but I love her and was happy to be whereever she was), so I'm a little drunk and math is fun.

EPITALON, 1mg per day for 20 days, 4x per year.

The price varies so wildly, but lets say its a 20mg kit I got for $145. I actually got that for my mom, the stuff I got was cheaper, but that's how much it would cost if I wanted to replenish a kit today. 4 vials will last a year, so $58.

Bac water: Assuming the bac is $15 a bottle, which I really think is insane, 2 ml per 20 mg x 4, so $4.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, four each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $9.60.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $4.

Luer locks, 4, $1.40

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $2.16 for 12.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $0.72 for four.

Pen needles, one per day for 80 days, $9.70 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 8, then 80 per year: $5.28.

New pen: Again, I don't know that I NEED to replace my v1 once a year, but let's say it for kicks, since one of my v1 's DID die recently: $21, which is overpaying.

Total: $115.86 to restock a year's worth of Epitalon at my current use, so about $9.65 a month; or $28 per active cycle.

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So met buddy at a Mexican place yesterday because he wanted some more Reta. He kept saying how life changing it was to lose like 30 pounds in 3 months (he doesn’t get bitcoin). I said, I will just get you a year supply on next order, like 120 bucks. I’m not going to do all the complicated math. But now I’m pissed, because of tacos, I’m realizing he should have at least asked to meet me at a titty bar.
 
randompersonrandom said:


Ooh, Ima do others cause its Saturday night, I just got back from watching a world cup game at Ojos Locos with a friend a little younger than my mom (I have no idea why she wanted to watch a game at a titty bar, but I love her and was happy to be whereever she was), so I'm a little drunk and math is fun.

EPITALON, 1mg per day for 20 days, 4x per year.

The price varies so wildly, but lets say its a 20mg kit I got for $145. I actually got that for my mom, the stuff I got was cheaper, but that's how much it would cost if I wanted to replenish a kit today. 4 vials will last a year, so $58.

Bac water: Assuming the bac is $15 a bottle, which I really think is insane, 2 ml per 20 mg x 4, so $4.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, four each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $9.60.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $4.

Luer locks, 4, $1.40

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $2.16 for 12.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $0.72 for four.

Pen needles, one per day for 80 days, $9.70 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 8, then 80 per year: $5.28.

New pen: Again, I don't know that I NEED to replace my v1 once a year, but let's say it for kicks, since one of my v1 's DID die recently: $21, which is overpaying.

Total: $115.86 to restock a year's worth of Epitalon at my current use, so about $9.65 a month; or $28 per active cycle.

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I was told there would be no math....
 
Gt3294a said:


So met buddy at a Mexican place yesterday because he wanted some more Reta. He kept saying how life changing it was to lose like 30 pounds in 3 months (he doesn’t get bitcoin). I said, I will just get you a year supply on next order, like 120 bucks. I’m not going to do all the complicated math. But now I’m pissed, because of tacos, I’m realizing he should have at least asked to meet me at a titty bar.

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My mom is the same, she doesn't want to do crypto and is not here for recon math. We're a thousand miles apart, though, so I just have it shipped to her house. Even if I was there, I'd prolly just come over there, no titty bars would be involved.

Flash-BCR said:


I was told there would be no math....

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you were LIED to.
 
BNLFL said:


No pictures of the advance entertainment? Hahahaha

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Are you allowed to take pictures at those places?? I've never actually been, so I figured you were supposed to just be normal and tip extra because it seems like the point of working at a titty bar instead of the regular kind is to earn higher tips. Also, our waitress was the cutest thing you ever saw. And I don't mean cute as in "sexy," though of course she was, I mean she bore a startling resemblance to both my friend's granddaughter and my own not-daughter when she was young.
 
Ok, last one, KLOW: 50 days on, 30 days off, which works out to 4.5 cycles per year (2 vials is a cycle), or 225 pins

1 kit off a group buy: $185 for the kit, 9 vials, so $166

Bac water: 3 ml per vial, so 27ml. We'll round to a whole bottle, so $15.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, nine each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $21.60.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $9.

Luer locks, 9, $3.15

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $4.86 for 27.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $1.62 for nine.

Pen needles, one per day for 225 days, $20.25 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 18, then 225 per year: $14.58

New pen: assume I replace my pen once a year and overpay at the pep pen, both of which are probably the case, $21.

Total: $277.06 to restock a year's worth. So about $23 a month or $61 a cycle.

I'm not gonna do Survo cause I'm going to stop that one soon, so those are my only three. That makes my total cost $667.62 per year, or $55.63 a month. This was an interesting exercise!
 
randompersonrandom said:


Are you allowed to take pictures at those places?? I've never actually been, so I figured you were supposed to just be normal and tip extra because it seems like the point of working at a titty bar instead of the regular kind is to earn higher tips. Also, our waitress was the cutest thing you ever saw. And I don't mean cute as in "sexy," though of course she was, I mean she bore a startling resemblance to both my friend's granddaughter and my own not-daughter when she was young.

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No clue, I haven't been to one in 30 years. Wait, that's wrong. It was 20 years ago and a girl we know well was working there, on the stage totally naked.
 
randompersonrandom said:


Ooh, Ima do others cause its Saturday night, I just got back from watching a world cup game at Ojos Locos with a friend a little younger than my mom (I have no idea why she wanted to watch a game at a titty bar, but I love her and was happy to be whereever she was), so I'm a little drunk and math is fun.

EPITALON, 1mg per day for 20 days, 4x per year.

The price varies so wildly, but lets say its a 20mg kit I got for $145. I actually got that for my mom, the stuff I got was cheaper, but that's how much it would cost if I wanted to replenish a kit today. 4 vials will last a year, so $58.

Bac water: Assuming the bac is $15 a bottle, which I really think is insane, 2 ml per 20 mg x 4, so $4.

4mm filters and 13 mm filters to vent, four each. 13mm filters are $1.05, and 4mm $1.35, so $9.60.

Pen cartridges: $1 apiece, so $4.

Luer locks, 4, $1.40

Luer lock needles, 3 short per cart (one to recon, one to vent the cart, 1 to fill the cart): $2.16 for 12.

Luer lock needles, long, 1 per cart, $0.72 for four.

Pen needles, one per day for 80 days, $9.70 for the year.

Alcohol wipes: 2 per vial (one to do the bac water and vial, then to do the vial and the cartridge awhile later), so 8, then 80 per year: $5.28.

New pen: Again, I don't know that I NEED to replace my v1 once a year, but let's say it for kicks, since one of my v1 's DID die recently: $21, which is overpaying.

Total: $115.86 to restock a year's worth of Epitalon at my current use, so about $9.65 a month; or $28 per active cycle.

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20mg kit I got for $145,

I have never seen 20mg kits. I know I get 50 mg kits for 140.
 
CNCCurrency said:


20mg kit I got for $145,

I have never seen 20mg kits. I know I get 50 mg kits for 140.

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I never buy anything that doesn't get shipped to me from inside the US, and most of those sellers just do 10 mg. I was pretty excited about the 20, but someday I'll come across a 50 with domestic shipping and it'll be a red letter day.
 
CNCCurrency said:


20mg kit I got for $145,

I have never seen 20mg kits. I know I get 50 mg kits for 140.

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WW has R30 for $110/kit and closes 7/1. I see a bunch of R20 in the GB, but that only 2 doses anymore. BFF has 20, but always sold out.
 
Once you start measuring your pep collection in MaxDoseYears, it's time to seek help on the groupbuy madness! I know it's hard, but first... admit you have a problem.

I know I have 😅 😅 😅
 
ScubaSteve74 said:


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This is what you posted. You'll learn eventually. It's due to you No Source Discussion banner. You shouldn't ask for links either.
 
joseblo said:


Once you start measuring your pep collection in MaxDoseYears, it's time to seek help on the groupbuy madness! I know it's hard, but first... admit you have a problem.

I know I have 😅 😅 😅

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Boy, do you speak the truth. I'm done now though. It's getting embarrassing posting the amount I have. 🤣
 
randompersonrandom said:


Total: $274.70 to restock a year's worth. So about $22 a month.

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This is less than I paid for my first month of Zepbound at 2.5 mg per dose. 🤣

Soooo happy I found this place and all you crazy people.
 
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